The Best Advice Ever #2

Dear Jacqueline,

How do I measure the pH of water? Help!

Hmm. That's a tough one, indeed. Let's see what Asian Hipster has to say about this one...


She's got it! Fear not! Here is the answer: Use the "these hoes aint loyal" method!

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2. grab a hoe
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4. Make her grind
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6. Make her loyal
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8. get her pregnant she will stay with you.
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10. Negrooooooo

(Note: I work for a website where 13-year-olds and equally audacious people like to publish their knowledge. "Dear Jacqueline" is a page devoted to their work and a peek into my life as an editor. For the record, no spelling or punctuation has been changed.)